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These are fun, knew someone who used to put catnip in there and instantly befriend cats
This is a great idea and i’m stealing it
TIL I need a catnip ring in my life!
You could put it in any keychain pill bottle. Meeting a gal for the first time? Have cat nip and dog treats. If the pets like you really well “for some reason” she’s going to love you too.
I rather just put weed in it and befriend friends.
What is this? Weed for ants?
Sorry, I'm not good at making jokes.
This one wasn’t bad though
It's short, but it's got legs.
Well thank you!
No it’s weed for cats!
You can only make friends by offering them drugs? Are you the person the DARE program warned us about?
They also give out expensive weed candy for Halloween
I rather just put blow in it and treat myself.
Fixed it for you
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Fuck. I put raw salmon in mine. Why didn't I think of this?
I think everyone with migraines would love one of these, I'd put my triptans in there
I feel like I would just accidentally get them wet.
Depends on how tight the seal is on the ring.
Looking at it definitely not tight at all.
Metal on metal with a hinge that says "I'll stay closed but only 'closed' in the sense that I'm not wide open".
I immediately thought “Advil ring” when I saw this pic.
Shit, the way my life’s been going I’d put some fucking Xanax in that hoe….
I’d keep Pez in there.
I’d do a single gum drop
I carry Lactaid in mine, you never know when you’re going to come across an ice cream shop
Apparently you can fix lactose intolerance by loading yourself with lactose and probiotics at the same time for a brief period, albeit you *WILL* have severe intestinal distress for a while(weeks).
A youtuber documented her process of drinking like high lactose milkshake powder meant for nutritionally deficient refugees until she stopped having explosive diarrhea and criminal farts.
One of the things to keep in mind in science is repeated results across a variety of people reported on by a reputable source. I tried it once, and it did NOT work at all. Made it worse, actually (or it just got worse on its own. Happens).
Later on my doctor told me not to fucking do that again because it caused a bunch of inflammation. Point is, don’t blow up your bowels without talking to a doctor first, at least.
Bro, you're just gonna listen to a doctor instead of youtube? Sounds like he was worried you'd follow through next time and realize he's a fraud.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to doctors. They will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence!
Poisoners ring, not poison itself (I assume...).
ativan for psychosis haha no poison
As someone with anxiety, I like the idea of wearing a ring with some ativan. just pop a benzo.
exactly
Just so you know bb, its potentially illegal to carry prescriptions in containers that aren't the labeled containers. If you get pulled over of something, they might give you a hard time over it.
I think its just a pill case when mommys little helpers were common
Hey doctor please, some more of these??
I need one full of lactase so I can have spontaneous ice cream with less regrets.
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Are those anti diarrheals??? 😂
The bearer of this ring will withstand Indian street food for one day.
How hard is it to proofread your title before you post?!
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Emergency Xanax for when people need a punch in the face but you don’t want a lawsuit.
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In 5th grade my teacher showed the class some antiques and one of them was a poison ring. We had to choose an antique to write a story about from the perspective of the item. I was fascinated by the poison ring and wrote a story about how the poison ring convinced multiple women to poison their husband with arsenic (I think I had just watched Arsenic in Old Lace) and the story ended with the ring trying to convince the wearer to kill their husband.
I thought it was a very good spooky story. My teacher thought it was concerning and referred me to the school counselor. I wish I still had a copy.
Aka coke ring?
This was given to me by my girlfriend not my bi girlfriend! 😅
Unfortunately for you, I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
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