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Same barber, same haircut, same ‘just a trim please’ for 21 years. Loyalty is a love language
"2cm as always?"
"Yes"
cuts 6cm
"Is it good?"
"Yeah"
\Cries while looking in the mirror in the car in the parking lot.\
Don't worry, it's gonna regrow in a month
The only difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is about 2 weeks.
cries in receding hairline
Goes back to the same place again anyway!
\*Barber shows you the back of your head which he butchered
"Looks good, thanks"
I don't even see that shit cuz I had to take off my glasses
one of the greatest joys in life, finding that one barber
The true greatest joy in life is realizing you look fine in a buzz cut and buy a pair of clippers and have cut your own hair for the last 22 years, only needing your wife to clean up the back.
Next objective: find a wife who will clean up the back.
Husbands work too.
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Fucker still got hair ...
Modern medicine is a hell of a thing
That’s true but some people are just blessed. My dad has more hair at 70 then I ever had.
Both my grandpas had full heads of hair into their 80’s, the one who lived to his mid 90’s started to thin out in his final years. All of my uncles on both sides have full heads of hair well into their 60’s and 70’s. We may be predisposed to addiction and mental health issues but we look good while doing it
Some people just have hair. Mine is still good in my mid-40s, and my dad’s is thick af in his 70s.
That's what she said...
If it's any consolation, he was already going grey before Friends started.
Never heard of a girl going to a barber. Stylist is more their type.
Cuz a dude who's never touched a woman made that meme
The meme is also just wrong about men as well. Guys are just as likely or more to notice "1mm" off on their normal haircut. It's why they stick to the same barber for years.
What's the difference? I've only ever used stylists so I'm curious
They just specialize in a different hair length. Cutting and styling long hair is a different skill set. I go to a “barber” and all the local lesbians with short hair love him too, not just the guys. He also does long hair, just not as much. (Also, a barber usually knows how to shave with a straight razor and style beards.)
Depending on the state, it takes more hours of training and both are limited in what services they can offer like shaving with a straight razor
A barber is technically/semantically a beard specialist. "Barbe" means beard, as in Barbarossa the Red Beard.
100%
It’s almost as if someone who knows nothing about women made this meme.
I bought a set of clippers 20 years ago and just hit it with the #1 when it gets too long.
If it ain't broke don't fix it
I don't think a girl would call their hair stylist a "barber", either.
Because this was made by a guy who doesn't interact with women.
r/boysarequirky
Can confirm. With the exception of some experimentation in middle school and a different time in high school, I've had the same haircut since about 1986.
Tell us about the experiments
I’m the Fire Starter. Twisted Fire Starter.
I have been going to the same barber for 12 years. I sit down, he says “the usual?” and i nod. We don’t speak again until I pay. It is the best relationship I have.
Been with my wife for 10 years and she still cant figure out what I will look like season to season I have been changing my hair cut for years. Im 36 and have a ton of hair so I feel it best to enjoy it. Currently growing it out.
I’m also in this boat. Mid 30s and still have a full head of hair. Sometimes it’s short, sometimes it’s long. Sometimes there’s a fade, sometimes there’s a side part. I’m always changing it up
This meme makes no sense. If boys want their hair to stay the same then they would be mad that their hair was cut differently too. The "girl" and the "boy" have the same goal.
Its like you're saying that men's hair just naturally grows into the same haircut. If you like a haircut then anyone would be mad that it was cut differently. This is the worst attempt at sexism I've ever seen.
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A man made this because women go to hairdressers
For young lads in their teens and 20s here is a bit of advice you didn't ask for. While you're young explore different hair styles because you don't want to look back at pictures and see the same ol you.
I'm 23, and I was cursed with bad genes...
If my barber retires, I'm just shaving it all off. I can't go through the trauma of explaining "just a trim on the top, short on the sides" to a stranger.
I've never heard a woman or 'girl' say that and that fact that 'girls' was used leads me to belive that it was a man who wrote this stupid meme. F off.
This meme doesn't really make sense to me. Seems like it's making fun of girls for having a ridiculously high standard for their hair, but the juxtaposition is that guys have the exact same hair for their whole lives which is just as specific. Would make more sense if it was juxtaposed with a guy who didn't care what his hair looked like, no?
r/pointlesslygendered
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